Things I Have Learned Since I Have Been Married. . .

1. Showers are much better taken together. Saves hot water.

2. Sometimes it's fun to fight-- but not real fighting. Mainly just so you can make up.

3. Macaroni and Cheese is a gourmet meal.

4. Boys fart like onions. As soon as it's cut, it makes your eyes burn.

5. Husbands are like giant Ken Dolls. You can play dress up with them.

6. "Your Mom Jokes," funny, but not always a good idea.

7. Family Food Storage=Celestial Grocery store.

8. Paying your tithing, treat it like Nike--Just Do It.

9. Boys can fix everything. Most of the time. If they want to. When it's convenient.